Eat a snake in a cake? No, I don’t think I will.
Kiss a poisonous spider? No, some spider’s kill.
Clean a crocodile’s teeth? No, I’ll give that a pass.
Play a trumpet perhaps? No, I’m not into brass.
Fly with the fairies? I haven’t got wings
And not only that, I'm too old for such things.
Fly to the moon? No, I'm not up to that.
Tea with the Queen? Well, I'd need a new hat.
Jump out of a plane? No, I’ll never do this.
Swim with some sharks? No, I’ll give that a miss.
Write a poem for you? Is that what you say?
That’s more in my line - here's one straight away..
Copyright on all my poems