Eat a snake in a cake? No, I don’t think I will.
Kiss a poisonous spider? No, some spider’s kill.
Touch a crocodile’s teeth? No, I’ll give that a pass.
Play in a brass band? No, I’m not into brass.
Fly with the fairies? I haven’t got wings
And not only that, I'm too old for such things.
Give my hand to a lion for the lion to chew?
No, I’m not doing that and neither should you!
Jump out of a plane? No, I’ll never do this.
Swim with some sharks? No, I’ll give that a miss.
Write a poem for you? Is that what you say?
That’s more in my line - here's one straight away..