Your poor Granddad’s had such a terrible fright –
The ghosties on posties have chased him all night.
They wanted to catch him to make Granddad stew –
And when he screamed out – well, wherever were you?
Your poor Granddad’s had such a terrible night –
He rode on his nightmare, all dressed in white.
Through cities and countryside both of them flew.
He tried to escape – but wherever were you?
Well he’s learned a hard lesson, of that I am sure,
And what Granddad did, he’ll not do any more.
If he’d not eaten cheese before going to bed,
The ghosts might have chased your poor Granny instead.
H E L P !