A grumpasaurus gets quite tetchy
If you sneak up from behind
And spray him with cold water.
Well, that is what I find.
The grumpasaurus is cantankerous
If you wake him from a nap –
In fact a grumpasaurus is a
Grumpy, grouchy chap.
A grumpasaurus gets quite crotchety
If you hide his little treats –
And these include his chocolates
And the chewy sweets he eats.
A grumpasaurus gets bad tempered
If you write of him in verse –
And have you tried to make one smile?
Oh!!! Nothing could be worse.
A grumpasaurus? Well it just might be
Your mother or your dad.
When parents change into these things,
It’s really rather sad.
But the grumpiest grumpasaurus
Could be your Aunty Pam - - - -
And am I a grumpasaurus? Well –
Shhh – Perhaps I am. Grrrrrrr!