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A monster ate our Granny up

Then drank some beer from Granny’s cup.

     We cried, we trembled and we shook

     And looked for reasons in a book.

 

We told the Police and doctors too,

But they all said: “What can we do?”

    And whilst our family were perplexed,

    The monster pounced on Granddad next.

 

Of course the family were distraught,

But there was something that we thought:

    “Why eat old people like those two

      Instead of sweet young ones like you?”

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