Funny Poems 3

A monster ate our Granny up

Then drank some beer from Granny’s cup.

     We cried, we trembled and we shook

     And looked for reasons in a book.


We told the Police and doctors too,

But they all said: 'What can we do?'

    And whilst our family were perplexed,

    The monster pounced on Granddad next.


Of course the family were distraught,

But there was something that we thought:

    'Why eat old people like those two

      Instead of sweet young ones like you?'


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