My granny’s really VERY cool
In a 'granny' kind of way.
She plays bingo in the evening
And she dances in the day
Well she’s the centre of attention
At the local U3A –
And when it comes to flirting,
Well, Gran’s got such a way.
Gran’s got a super figure -
You should see her at the gym -
And all her friends are jealous
For she’s very tall and slim.
Her hair is getting blonder
And her skin is soft and pink.
But whilst Granny leads a hectic life
She leaves Granddad at the sink.
She grabs her pavement scooter
But it’s not that she can’t walk,
But she wants to speed along to meet
Her friends and sit and talk.
She's a gran who's full of life and fun;
That’s why we love her so.
There’s so much more that I could say
But it’s time for me to go.
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