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My teacher does a dreadful thing -

    She confiscates our sweets.

She goes through all the lunch boxes

    Removing all our treats.

 

She tells us that they’re bad for us.

    She says we should eat well.

She teaches us it’s best to wish

    Our chocolates farewell.

 

Our fizzy drinks all disappear

   And also Mum’s good cake.

Her greedy eyes explore my box

    And then the crisps she takes.

 

I looked in through the staffroom door

     And know what happens next.

It’s teachers who stuff all our treats

    At lunchtime down their necks.

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