Kirsty's Picture


By Josie Whitehead

There was a fat cat who went up to Heaven,

But he made a mistake for he thought it was Devon.

    Saint Peter looked down at his scruffy brown face

    And then threw the fat cat right back into space.


This tatty old puss, how he hissed and he howled!

He arched up his back and he sulked and he scowled.

    For he didn’t like surfing the moon and the stars

    So he changed his direction and headed for Mars.


But Mars was too hot for a moggy like him.

With no mice and no birds, his life appeared grim.

    So he pushed off again on his journey in space

    But then woke up in bed, in his own little place.



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