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What rhymes with “elephants”? -

      I haven’t a clue

But surely there’s something -

   So I thought I’d ask you?

 

I thought and I thought

    But I just didn’t know,

So I know that you’re experts,

    So come, have a go.

 

What rhymes with “elephants”? -

   Well, it’s too hard for me,

And a big word like elephants

   Should be easy you see.

 

Oh come now, don’t ponder -

   Don’t look into space -

You’re all experts at poetry.

   Don’t know?  A disgrace!!

 

So what rhymes with “elephants”? -

   Don’t say you don’t know.

Well perhaps you need time then

   If you’re a bit slow.

 

What rhymes with “elephants ”?  -

     What DOES rhyme with them?

Oh, I think you're not far off

     For it starts with s m.

 

                       Oh come on!!!!

 

 

Smelephants?  No, s m e l l y   p a n t s.

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