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What rhymes with rhinoceros?

       I only wish I knew

For then I'd write a special poem

       And it would be for you.

 

What word rhymes with rhino then?

    Oh heck!!  That’s even worse -

Oh, writing rhyming poetry

     Can sometimes be a curse.

 

Now concentrate, don't go to sleep! -

     But with that word in mind

I go to sleep at ten o'clock

     And at 3 am I find . . . .

 

Nothing rhymes with rhino -

   So I've come to a dead end.

Oh, writing rhymes for little kids

   Can drive you round the bend!

 

. . . . although?  borrow?  proposterous?

ummm - hippopotamus?  What do you think?

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